“I have three exams on the same day. I hate my life.” “Why does my professor do this to me?” “I need coffee if I’m going to survive this day.” Sound familiar? These are all sentiments most of us share on a regular basis with our friends, especially around this time of year. I know [...]

We’re reminded each time we read the paper or watch the news that there’s no shortage of jerks in the world. That’s why, every once in a while, I like to make a list of people that send chills down my spine – in the best way. Here’s my most recent compilation: 1. Maggie Daley [...]

“Dear Marquette Worrier (@MarketteWorrier), Last year’s Sweet Sixteen appearance was dynamite. What’s going to happen if this year’s team leaves me heartbroken?” Well, well, well. If it isn’t Marquette Basketball Fan X. Last year’s run was a riot, wasn’t it? They snuck a great record from the Big East, made it over the bubble, and [...]

The telltale sign of a Thanksgiving spent at home is the emergence of new hairstyles on campus. Most likely, relatives are to blame — nay, thank — for the beauty upgrade. No one wants to upset Grandma with unkempt hair. As such, it seems that everyone in class the Monday after a break is well-groomed. [...]

Last week in the New York Times, the findings of a psychology researcher from the University of California, San Diego, were published. To cut to the chase, Dr. Laura Mickes found out that men are no funnier than women. She conducted a study in which participants were assigned to come up with 20 captions for [...]